Bloomer Baguette, Bagel, Chapati,
Rye bread, Sourdough, bun and a-stotty,
Flat bread, Pita bread, seeded batch,
Sundried-tomato-bread, Chip bu-tty Bap
Challah bread, Tiger bread, Crumpet, Paratha,
Croissant, Brioche, Focaccia, Ciabatta
Respect to your chefs you boys and girls
Culinary bakers of Breads of the world
Dave would fly into temperamental rages over his early bread attempts, often bashing at the wild barley with a stick to vent his anger.